Master's of IR Half-Done

It’s been a while since I’ve written one of these things. But I’ll try my best to be quick with an update. This post will be about me and my school situation.

Last semester went well, classes were interesting and not that disruptive to my thesis writing. The class on Diplomacy was very enlightening. At the end of the semester I had planned on submitting a fair chunk of my final thesis. We were required to hand in about 40-50% of the final paper and, from talking with some others, I gather that they handed in only about 30-40%. I think this is typical as most took too many classes in the second semester. I on the other hand worked crazy hard in the last month and handed in a great deal more; I also only took minimal classes. The result is that I actually finished my thesis. That's right FINISHED IT! I was working on it until the final hour before it was due. Everything just fell into place in the last month. It’s full of typos and needs some polishing up but, for a two-year program, I finished most of what was required in a year. This year will be smooth sailing asI it will only need minimal work before its final submission.  On top of that my seminar professor was very impressed with it and gave me the coveted A+. For my first thesis I’m shocked.

If anyone is interested to know the details about it, I posted the abstract on April 18^th. More or less it’s about how large the European Union can grow based on its previous patterns and current orientation.

I pushed myself to finish my work this year, rather than dragging it out, because I was planning on being accepted to the dual masters course that I previously wrote about. Well it turns out that I got into the program at Lancaster University and I’ll be starting from scratch in October. For this program I have to write another thesis and I didn’t want two significant papers sitting on my neck at the end of next year.After all that waiting I finally got in. Not sure if I could have made it if I applied directly. I'm thankful to Ritsumeikan University for that chance.

I’ve been thinking about what my next thesis will be about since I finished the topic that I was previously working on. I’ve evaluated how far the EU can go now, as it has grown to a significant size, I think the main topic should be its foreign policy towards Russia. Power politics between the EU and Russia is very interesting to me. As I have a Russian background it may be helpful for me to know more about that region of the world. 

With that being said and school being finished in Japan, I’m now in Lancaster, UK, waiting for my next program to start. Visa in hand and house confirmed. October 7^th will be a new start for me in the UK.

To all you Americans out there!

A Message from John Cleese to the citizens of the United States of America:

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except California, which she does not fancy). Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.Congress and the Senate will be Disbanded.

A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary.

2. Then look up aluminium, and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

3. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour', 'favour', 'honour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters,and the suffix '-ize' will be eliminated. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

4. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell- checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

5. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

6. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

7. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)-roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

12. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

13. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies). Don't try Rugby - the South Africans and Kiwis will thrash you, like they regularly thrash us.

14. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket.

15. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

16. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God save the Queen.

Goodbye to my Friends in Japan

This message goes out to the people who touched my life in the two years I was in Japan. Whether big or small every one of you made this experience something truly amazing to remember.

For the 80 people I met these last two years please know that you kindness and friendship has changed my life. Without you I could have never done the things I have done or felt the amazing feelings that you all helped pulled out of me. For this I thank each one of you. You are all such amazing people from all over the world and it was truly amazing to meet you. Even though we have only known each other for a short time and as hard as it will be to stay in touch, I hope that we remain close friends.

For the 10 people that I knew before I came to Japan, know that your visit and participation in these last years has not only brought us closer together but you too enhanced my time here. Thank you for all you have done and shared.

With all the mushy stuff out of the way, if you haven’t guessed, I’m leaving Japan after two wonderful years here. I cannot begin to explain how much I have changed and grown in the time that I’ve been here and how much all of you have impacted my life. I don’t see myself or my world in the same way and it has been a wonderful change. But the time has come to move on to a new life and experience.

I have confirmed my plane ticket back to the UK and I will be flying out on August 17^th. But before I go I would love to see, talk or message each one of you once more just to say that I will miss you.

Some of you have already left and some of you were just visiting. Thus for you I simply say a great thanks for making these two years awesome.

But for those who are still in Japan there will be one last party at my house in Yamashina on Saturday August 13^th. Please feel free to come by anytime after 3:00pm. The party is called “Leftovers”. Please eat whatever food I have, take whatever furniture there is and let’s party one more time.

I will truly miss all of you and I only wish I could have spent more time to learn, laugh and enjoy Japan with you but I did all I could and I hope we can see each other again.

I will come back to Japan one day but it will probably be for a short visit and will never be the same as this great experience.

I hope this message has made you cry and made you feel nostalgic for just a moment. I am not a sissy but I like to bring on the mush when the time is right. Life is too short to remain all cool and macho all the time.

I love you all.

Thanks again and I hope to hear from all of you soon.

Sayonara

MIKEY

Mr. Lancaster bring me a dream....

I hate waiting. I was supposed to get a response from Lancaster on Monday June 20^th. Every e-mail that arrived came with a little spaz of excitement only to find that Mr. X said LOL to my Facebook post. All fairness to Mr. X for loving my Facebook post, it's not what I want to read at the moment. I stayed up till 1am on Monday night which in the UK was 6:00pm just to see if I would get something by the end of their working day. I didn’t.

I gave them one day grace period before I called them or wigged out a little more. By 1:00pm UK time on Tuesday, I broke and called them trying to sound as excited and happy as I could so not to come off as the buzzing fly that needs to be swatted. The person I talked said that she would look into it and let me know by the end of the day. Two more days have gone by and still nothing……… For a second there I thought my file was deleted.

Turns out that my school was also tired of waiting and since I didn’t contact them on Monday or Tuesday about the news, they took it on themselves to e-mail Lancaster themselves and ask WHAT IS GOING ON. Thursday they get a response saying that they’re looking into it and will get back to me next week……

December 18th application--June 6^th response--June 20^th promised answer----June ??^th Real answer.

I’m tired of being on edge. I want to know what I’m doing!!

Waiting for Life to kick me in the face

It’s been hard the last couple of weeks to get any work done. I sent my application to Lancaster University as part of the duel master’s program at my University in Japan and the wait has been messing with my mind. I had to prepare an application, submit it to my university and pass their interview in order to be allowed to enter. They apparently liked what I had to say but I honestly didn’t know what I said. With that permission I contacted the other university and made my application to them. The nice thing was that it was free. For those of you out there Lancaster University has no application fee and everything is uploaded online in a fairly nice system to keep track of what you need.

They promised to get back to me in 12 days. By twelve days it could mean a lot more since they are talking about working days. So in my case 12 days turned into 16. When that day came I was jumping with excitement. The two week leading up to that was filled with all kinds of anxiety, self-esteem ups and downs. Some days I was full of “Yeah there is no way they can’t take me” and other days with “I suck, I’m a loser and why would they take me”. I hate that. The stress of waiting for answers. When the e-mail arrived it said that they are now reviewing my application and they will respond my June 20^th. Yesterday was June 20^th and I still have no ANSWER. I’ve been going insane. Hopefully today I will hear something.

In the mean time the last month and a bit seems too full of distractions, I use that term lightly, to get any of my research done. The work necessary for the classes this semester may be manageable but combined with working 15hours a week and assignments, I haven’t done much work. Every week I go to my seminar and I feel rushed with what I have to present. Some weeks I have to prepare a presentation and other weeks I have a visitor coming. In the last three weeks I had my friend Owen come visit and Helene’s Uncle Mike and his wife Elena. True that they didn’t stay for that long and it was absolutely wonderful to have them. Just I couldn’t do any work. Also, with Helene leaving on July 4^th we’ve been trying to pack as much as we can, given our schedules, into the days left.

Now all those things are not that bad but I’m worried about having to write two thesis’. If I’m accepted into this DMDP program with Lancaster I will have to write two separate research thesis’. That’s a lot of work for me. I’m trying to get the first one as finished as possible before I leave Japan but my plans keep getting delayed with all sorts of LIFE. I’m well ahead of schedule of my university but if I have to write two, I have until October to get it done. Which now that I think about it is not so bad. Good luck to me on the research and application.

Administration is my Bane

I wanted to do an update every month or so explaining what has been going on here in Japan. The month of April can be summed up with one word: Administration. It's been so hard to get into classes this semester because of all the little things that I have to do. First it was all the paperwork for the school for class registration and class selection. Basically this means that I went to all the classes the first week just to figure out what I wanted to take. This was followed by interviews and paperwork for scholarship applications. I didn’t get anything since most believe that since I’m from outside of Asia, I have a lot of money. The Canadian government and the Japanese government offers very little in the name of assistance to schooling in Japan. The next order was the application and interview for the duel masters program. 

I’ve been looking forward to this part for a long time. Unfortunately, my first choice for Granada, Spain fell through because I complained that the program was not in English and the guy who was there right now was complaining that it was too hard. I would have loved to go to Spain to study it would have been such a great experience. I quickly needed to find an alternative and I found Lancaster University in the UK. Upon further inspection I realised that this was probably a better choice. I’m not sure if I’m justifying after the fact but it looks like it will be exactly what I need for my research. Once I learned that I was accepted into the program for my university, next came the application to the host university, Lancaster. More documentation.

This semester is also when graduates have to present where their current research is going. Thus, I had to prepare an essay and presentation for the graduate professors to explain what I’m working on. I posed my essay last month on this blog. The preparation and execution for both was not that bad just time consuming.

With my application for Lancaster finally being sent out and the rest of the admin documentation behind me I feel like I can finally return to the work for my classes and my research. 

Most of May has been filled with both. I’ve decided to work a lot less this semester so that I can get as much of my thesis finished as possible so if I’m accepted in Lancaster I won’t have an enormous work load on my plate. This week I’ve been working on a presentation for my Japan and the West class depicting the relationship between Europe and Japan in the 18^th century. The work can be hard since the texts are old and strangely written. 

Socially, there have been some parties in the last few weeks. Last weekend we went to the river since it was a hot night and had a little drinking party. It was really great to relax and catch up. Its been really hot this month and the rainy season decided to start two weeks earlier so this last week has been pretty unpleasant.